Treasurer speech/poster... not

I've decided to run for treasurer in National Junior Honor Society. However, I have no clue what to say in my speech/poster. So, I've started a list of things i won't write in my speech. It's called "Things I (very briefly) thought about, but decided against, for obvious reasons". Here are some of the ideas:

1. "For someone good with money and bad with rhymes, vote for Michael Harris to... keep your dimes?"
2. "Do you want someone who will let the money sit around, or do you want someone who will let it gradually gain interest in his own savings account?"
3. never mind. i don't have a number 3.